I don’t know why you thought this was a good idea, it’s cold up here. I’m almost out of jerky too, only 7 days worth; we should have made more before we left. Oh hey, there’s people! More jerky maybe? No it’s those fellows I’m supposed to travel with and it looks like they have some new friends. It was still a bad idea to not restock the jerky; unless I can eat one of the new ones.
“What are you doing here?” Rilos asks, “What do you think I’m doing here?” I think to myself; I have no idea what I’m doing here except that I was informed it would be a good idea! How many times do I have to tell him that I didn’t know they were going to be here, it doesn’t work like that at all!
I cannot believe we didn’t block the doors after fighting those statues. Skeletons! At least the heretic seems…edible. I will probably have to share him with Charrika, I still don’t know if the jerky I have will get me back to resupply though. I don’t have enough trail rations to get through even one day if I run out.
NO! That is not going to happen. You don’t have any credibility right now…telling me I had enough jerky to last me the trip! You’re unbelievable… wait, they found a… oh.